please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker
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A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
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